Showing posts with label Opinion. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Opinion. Show all posts

Saturday, 6 August 2016

WEEKEND EXCLUSIVE: Who Would You Prefer To Marry, Someone Who Loves You, Or Someone You Love? - VOX POP

It is rare to see two persons in a relationship with a love that is equal, one amongst them in most cases will love the other person more. As simple as the question seems, it is also complicated. Everyone wants to feel loved, especially from those we care about.

This weekend, KARIFEST went into the streets to get the opinions of Nigerians. Each person had a good reason for their choice. Do you prefer to marry someone you love, or someone who loves you? Let's hear from the people!

When Chikwado Precious was presented with the question, she had this to say, "I will prefer someone who loves me, It will be easier for me to love him back much later if I didn't love him at the beginning."

"I prefer someone who love me and I love her back, that's who I'll go for. I can't be with someone I don't love, nor will I be with someone who don't love me. Everyone wants to be with someone who loves them." - Mr. Chuks Michael A.

"I can only marry someone that love me. It matters little if I love her back." - Barry M. Yakubu

"I will prefer someone with whom we both share love, but I prefer the one that her love is deeper than mine. This will give me assurance that she will not jilt me. You can never trust someone a 100%." - Mr. Uchenna

"I can't lie to you, I'm picking someone I love, to hell with the consequences. I wouldn't like to be playing hanky panky simply because I don't love my wife. So it's who I love and not who loves me." - Mr. Adie Emmanuel

"This is a simple question, because I prefer someone who loves me. It gives me an advantage. Not the opposite." - Zubashi Faith

"There is a problem when you marry someone you love and the person does not love you equally. You will continue to be inferior in that marriage. So I prefer someone who loves me." - Mrs Chinedu Henrietta

"I would love to marry someone who loves me. That will assure me that I am married to a trusted one. Imagine being in love with someone for the rest of your life without the person reciprocating. It's unimaginably frustrating. - Mr. Macbeth Ojugbeli

"I will prefer someone who loves me so dearly, not that I won't love the person, but the person should love me more. Or else it is a problem." - Mr. Dele Austin

"Of course I will marry someone I love, not the other way round. If I don't love you then no marriage. Love for sure must not always be equal, it comes more from one side. It doesn't mean it's bad. No love is equal." - Miss Doris

"It is not advisable to marry someone that do not love you, it is also not too good to marry someone who you don't love. But if I am to chose, I prefer someone that loves me more." - Stanley Chukwuwike

"I will pick someone who loves me, this means no matter how I misbehave, the love will still be there. But someone who doesn't love me will not need an excuse to leave me. That's my logic". - Nkemdili Adikamku

"It is difficult to find a relationship with 50:50 love from both partners. Love scale of between 40:60 to 45:55 is a fair balance.
My desire and prayer is to walk down the aisle with that particular woman that respects and cares about me and prefers me to every other man." - Comrade Clet Aniyem.

"I will prefer someone that love me more than i love the person. That's is playing safe." - Kenneth Nwabuoku.

"I don't believe love is equal, it is just not possible. One of the couple must feel it more, I prefer my partner loves me more. I think that is better." - Obioma Sandra




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Friday, 5 August 2016

Nigeria: The Shattering Of The Buhari Mythology

By Moses E. Ochonu

The reality of leadership has exploded the illusion of Buhari’s messianic abilities and exposed him as a prisoner of power – in other words, as just another politician.

Having been carried to the presidency on a wave of optimism last year, President Muhammadu Buhari’s time in office has been characterised by a trio of crises: an economy on the brink of recession; escalating militancy in the Niger Delta; and worsening power supply.

As the economy has imploded, the only bright spots in Buhari’s first 15 months have been modest gains in the struggle against corruption and the fight against Boko Haram.

The president took amidst a flurry of flamboyant promises, some of them so fantastical and unnecessary that many wondered why Buhari would wrap – and trap – himself in such unsustainable obligations. Elections are about promises, but the now ruling All Progressives Congress (APC) got caught up in its own rhetoric and refused, against all economic indicators, to alter its pledges. As a result the party came to power preoccupied with managing expectations instead of the country.

The unpreparedness that plagued the early months of the Buhari administration – exemplified by the fact it took seven months to name a cabinet – reflected its inability to bear the weight of promises made. And the sense of disillusionment that has now enveloped swathes of Nigeria stems from this unnecessary self-burdening as well as the government’s failure to articulate a compelling vision.

In the course of his short time in office, Buhari’s image as an ascetic and empathetic figure has disappeared, and he has shown a disturbing lack of initiative, creativity and new thinking in government, belying his inspiring pre-election rhetoric.

In momentous elections last year, Nigerians voted the incumbent out of power for the first time ever as millions enthusiastically put their faith in Buhari to transform the country. But sadly, it seems that the optimistic narrative about the former military leader and his first stint of power in 1983-5 these voters were buying into was little more than a myth.

BROKEN PROMISES

Buhari campaigned on a platform of ending waste and restoring probity, efficiency, and transparency. But when opportunities have presented themselves for him to underscore his professed opposition to the profligacy of the 16-year rule of the now-opposition Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), Buhari has failed to seize them.

To begin with, Buhari went back on his pledge to sell off some of the ten aircraft that make up the presidential fleet. That reversal may seem trivial, but it proved to be the start of a more brazen disregard for promises made.

For a president whose calling card was transparency and personal integrity, Buhari’s attempt to abandon his promise to publicly declare his assets within his first hundred days in office was perplexing. The president’s media team tried to disavow, dilute, and postpone the promise before sustained public pressure forced him to fulfill it. Yet the released document was a mere summary of his assets, not the declaration form he had submitted to the Code of Conduct Bureau. His reluctance and continued failure to make the full form public feeds a perception that the president is insincere.

Earlier this year, this feeling deepened as bureaucrats and the president’s own kitchen cabinet crafted a budget choked full of scandalous allocations to the presidency, ministries and government agencies, including hundreds of millions of Naira for a zoo in the presidential palace and a vice-presidential library budget larger than the library budgets of all but two federally funded higher institutions. When the news broke, Buhari fumed and threatened to punish those he claimed had “padded” the budget with extraneous and unjustified items.

But curiously, the presidency’s spokespeople defended the budget and the punitive action never materialised. A few senior civil servants were redeployed and the final budget still contained many questionable allocations.

Recently, perceptions of the president’s commitment to the ideals on which he ran for the presidency have been further undermined as two illegal recruitment scandals have unfolded in quick succession: one at the Central Bank, the other at the Federal Inland Revenue Service (FIRS).

In both, prominent APC figures and government officials were accused of using their influence to award positions to supporters without due process. In the Central Bank scheme, the president’s own nephew was among the beneficiaries. And in the FIRS scandal, a leaked list contained several individuals linked to “Baba” and “Mama”, codenames that the muckraking news website, Sahara Reporters, speculates refer to the president and his wife.

Buhari has yet to refute this allegation, nor has he commented on the allegations around fraudulent recruitment.

Meanwhile, the president’s chief-of-staff, Abba Kyari, has been accused, along with other prominent officials, of blocking investigations into the fraudulent affairs of Sahara Energy, a local oil company reported to have skimmed billions of dollars off Nigeria’s oil revenues. And the Chief of Army Staff, General Tukur Buratai, and Minister of Internal Affairs, General Abdulrahman Danbazzau, have also been implicated in scandals, with documentary evidence emerging of them acquiring multi-million-dollar real estate well beyond their legitimate incomes. The presidency continues to back them and has not ordered an investigation.

LOST LUSTRE

Along with this drip-drip of scandal and inexplicable inaction, Buhari has added numerous broken promises in other areas.

During the campaign, the president vowed never to raise the price of petrol, to revamp domestic oil refining capacity, and reduce the price of fuel at the pump, an item upon which the price of everything else hinges in Nigeria’s petrol-driven economy. Buhari also promised never to devalue the naira, thumping his nose at pragmatic counsel that argued the currency should not be artificially propped up at a time when Nigeria’s foreign exchange earnings had dwindled.

But the president has since broken both promises, raising the price of petrol from N85 to N145 a litre, and allowing the Nigerian Central Bank to float the Naira against major currencies. Inflation, which had already eclipsed all projected baselines due to the government’s restrictions on foreign exchange and arbitrary import restrictions, has soared.

This eventuality was perhaps inevitable, but the question many are asking is: why did Nigerians have to go through a year of painful economic restrictions, stagnation and inflation only for the government to embrace the pragmatic path of currency devaluation it earlier rejected?

This unexplained U-turn reeks of confusion, indecision, and experimentation on the part of the government. Nigeria seems to have become one giant economic laboratory where Buhari and his economic managers are lurching awkwardly from one idea to another in the hope that one of them works – all at the expense of a Nigerian people increasingly impoverished in an environment of policy uncertainty and outmoded economic measures.

As a candidate for the presidency, Buhari was renowned for his ascetic lifestyle and austere simplicity. But as president, this image is in peril too. Despite his pledge to put an end to health tourism, he recently spent (as the presidency confirmed) £6 million ($8 million) of Nigeria’s money at a time of revenue squeeze to treat an ear infection in London.

From the heights of modesty, Buhari has descended into self-indulgence and now resembles an ostentatious stereotype of the self-absorbed African autocrat. When he returns from his overseas trips, he is welcomed back to the country with elaborate and expensive airport ceremonies complete with military parades, Scottish kilts, and bagpipes that remind one of Idi Amin’s outlandish neo-imperial buffoonery. No one thought that we would be seeing this re-enactment in 2016, let alone by a president with a reputation for being a simple man of the masses.

In his election campaign, Buhari also presented a conciliatory, even self-deprecatory, demeanour. Yet this image as an avuncular and wise statesman has been undone by his blustery, self-righteous anger in office, as he has taken a law-and-order, take-no-prisoners approach to all problems – even those requiring tact and negotiating acumen.

When the Nigerian army massacred hundreds of Shiites in Zaria, the president waxed belligerent and blamed the victims for creating “a state within a state”, provoking the army, and bringing calamity upon themselves. It took Buhari several weeks after the Agatu massacre in March to issue, through his media team, a tepid statement devoid of compassion. And his only response to date to the killing of unarmed Biafra agitators by the armed forces was to dismiss their agitation without even a word about the impropriety of confronting unarmed demonstrators with maximum military force.

Furthermore, before Niger Delta militants demonstrated their sophisticated ability to destroy surface, subterranean, and underwater oil pipelines, the president was threatening a scorched earth response to their renewed insurgency and ordering a military invasion of communities suspected to be harbouring the militants.

BUHARI AND THE MURTALA MYTHOLOGY

In The Trouble with Nigeria , Chinua Achebe’s little analytical book on Nigeria’s socioeconomic and political dysfunction, the great author writes about Murtala Mohammed, Nigeria’s military ruler in the mid-1970s who was assassinated only six months into his regime. By time of his demise, Achebe contends, the messianic aura that once surrounded Murtala had already begun to wane, but the late leader was, to quote commentator Chris Ngwodo, “immortalized by an early death or saved by martyrdom from eventual odium.”

Murtala, according to Achebe, did not live long enough to commit the inevitable errors of military men who try to manage a complex society with a regimented military philosophy. Instead, he suggests that Murtala’s premature death elevated him to a mythical status, generating a rarely-challenged or scrutinised nostalgia that fetishised his tough, anti-corruption stance.

Like Murtala, Buhari ruled only for a short time in his first stint in power from 1983-5, during which he made some errors common to military leaders. But he did not rule long enough to fully prove himself either competent or incompetent and for the full effect of his draconian policies to manifest. As a result, even though some celebrated his ouster, many others were ambivalent and yearned for the order and discipline – real and imagined – that Buhari’s military regime brought after years of chaotic civilian rule.

This feeling intensified during the corrupt regime of Ibrahim Babangida, Buhari’s successor, as some Nigerians who had hated being corralled and infantalised by Buhari’s soldiers and policies came to believe that a strong man might be what Nigeria needed after all.

Buhari was reimagined in the public consciousness, his regime mythologised as a rare period of competent governance, and as time passed, many began to wonder aloud what Nigeria would be like if Buhari’s military regime had not been overthrown. Perhaps, some suggested, Nigeria would be another South Korea and corruption would be a thing of the past.

An elastic myth of counterfactual assumptions was born around the military man. And this myth, which papered over his misdeeds and deficiencies, grew further as Nigeria continued to struggle, including from 1999 to 2015 as the PDP frittered away the country’s resources. Goodluck Jonathan’s misrule magnified Buhari’s mythical competence, whitewashed his inadequacies, and finally enabled his victory in last year’s elections.

With Buhari improvising aimlessly and looking confused and ill-prepared in office, some supporters are now saying that it would have perhaps been better if he had never won. That, they argue, would have preserved the myth of his competence, which is now unravelling. It would have enabled him to remain the philosopher and custodian of political morality they imagined him to be, a transcendental figure unmoored to and above the messy contestations of politics and the complicated art of governance that he has failed to master.

These disheartened individuals lament the fact that political exigencies, the intricacies of power, and elite manipulations have soiled Buhari’s reputation, exploded the illusion of his messianic abilities, and exposed him as a prisoner of power – in other words, as just another politician.

For if his second stint in power has proven anything so far, it is that. If Buhari has done well in combating Boko Haram and corruption, however incomplete and imperfect these efforts are, his record on the economy overshadows all else.

After little more than a year, the wondrous myths around Buhari and his first spell in office have been shattered. In their place, realisations about his economic rigidity and lack of thoughtful policymaking – then as now – are re-emerging.

Moses E. Ochonu is Professor of African History at Vanderbilt University, US.



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Sunday, 31 July 2016

EXCLUSIVE: OPINION POLL: Buhari Has Performed Below Expectations - Majority

Before the election that brought Buhari into power, support was divided between supporters of Buhari and Jonathan. Many people were expectant, they needed a change in government, someone with integrity, someone like Buhari.

However, after more than a year into his four years tenure, opinion have changed greatly. KARIFEST was in the streets to find out from people what their opinion is about Buhari's government, this is what they had to say:

The economy of d country is dwindling. Everytthing has been skyrocketed, I expected more from him but he has not tried. I'll rate him 40%. - Mr Gabriel Egbohor

There is no performance, how do I rate someone that has not performed at all? Buhari did not come for leadership. He came for revenge, he's angry because of all the election he lost before I guess. - Corper Lamosi

We shouldn't judge him yet, things are not good now but I'm hopeful. Maybe during his last two years things will improve, maybe. If I'm there I might perform better or even worse, you can't tell. - Mr Nwamaka Nwachukwu

This is not what I expected O, I won't lie to you. Buhari has disappointed all those who believed in him. We voted for change but it's not working. What Nigeria needs is restructuring. - Mrs Uzondu Ijeoma

That man (President Buhari) has not tried at all. He has ceased everything. I don't even get customers (in my restaurant) anymore. - Mrs Jennifer Chukwu

The country right now is not good, people are crying. The change people voted for is not what they are seeing. He promised more than he could offer. - Mr J.A.J. Amahabi

Things have been difficult since we voted for change. Everything is scarce since Buhari entered power. Don't be surprised it might not be his fault, but since he's the leader, he's the one we should blame. - Evans Calabar

The President have performed poorly. More was expected from him. So far he hasn't done anything, there are no good changes. -Mr Chime

I believe that Buhari have a vision to an extent, but he hasn't delivered yet. Maybe he should focus more on creating more job, not just corruption. Buhari needs to work harder. - Mr Steven

Performance? What performance? Look, our leaders are not doing well. Not just Buhari, but both in state and local government. What they do is they steal our money and dump in another country. It's only in Nigeria you see a graduate riding keke. - Corper Mimie

When he was coming we were hearing change, but this is not the change we were expecting. People are suffering, Buhari have change everything. We don't even know where we are going. His method is not working at all. People are hungry, and believe me, an hungry man is an angry man. - Mr Nwadimuya Daniel

20% is my rating for him. He has been really poor. He hasn't performed at all, what we hear are excuses. Miss Lyrics Okoye

Speaking as an average person, things are difficult. The masses are not comfortable at all, my family are not. His administration has been bad. - Mr Henry Okwugbo

We have to look at this topic critically because I believe that our President inherited a lot of trouble. Corruption is everywhere, even in the judicial system and public service. In all fairness I will say he's trying, although I expect more from him. - Mr Obah Patrick

As for me Buhari is doing well, we should be patient. Because of him most people are running into farming. - Mr Toju

Buhari is trying. The only problem is that the cost of everything is high. But if you look at it in terms of corruption and security, he has done well there. That's why I say he's trying. - Mrs Iyedo

Firstly, I believe it's a global problem. The price of oil fell from over $100 dollars per barrel to about $36. So that's a big loss. But I also believe that the president didn't put his house in order early. For me I'll rate him 15%. - Mr Donatus Etse

Nope...the country seem to be heading to doom. Because in the last one year and few months the president has been on seat, there is absolutely nothing to write home about. O ye..he chanted "Change", I was wondering if it was really Change or chain? He came in to make a show off..o yes. Even if he had the mind of making this country a befitting one, what's actually delaying him? To me...he has done nothing and I'll rate him 0%. - Miss Gift

The economy is making me think better. As good as you can see, take advantage of the bad situation and turn it to good. - Mr E. Onyema

The economic state of the country is in d hands of the bourgeois. The country is indeed very rich but the bourgeois (elite) have adopted a sight tightism method on it. President Mohammadu Buhari's govt is one of the worst government so far. - Nwankwo Blessing

40% in a scale of 100, that's my rating for him. The economy is on standby, no headway yet. - Mr Uche Ike



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Friday, 29 July 2016

Opinion: Cost Of Governance: Is Public Sector Downsizing Escapable?

By Tunji Olaopa |

It is no longer news that the Nigerian economy has officially entered into recession. This announcement by the Minister for Finance is just a formal acceptance of a reality which most Nigerians, especially those working in the public service, have felt for the past few years. Out of all the 36 states in Nigeria, only a very few states have been able to conveniently pay the salaries of its workers. Even the Federal Government is borrowing to pay its workers’ salaries! The result is that many workers have been left existentially stranded, and more significantly, the economy has been paralysed because of the unceasing industrial action by several unions in the states.

It would then seem that the change slogan of the Buhari administration is being resisted at all corners by several economic forces and intervening variables it did not bargain for, anticipate and which perhaps, requires that much more strategic policy intelligence than is currently in place, be deployed. This is now a fact for all to see. But the other fact is that change within the Nigeria socioeconomic context is urgently required if there is to be any significant national development.

One of Nigeria’s failings is that we fail to experiment at certain critical policy levels. And if there is an issue which demands “bold, persistent experimentation,” it is the cost of governance distress Nigeria has been facing for a while now. True, the Buhari government has paid attention to this, but we need more than cosmetic reduction in personnel and structures to achieve a significant restructuring of the economy. The Nigerian presidential system of government is one of the most expensive in the world. It is as if the system was manufactured to gulp scares resources. When Lamido Sanusi Lamido, the former Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, raised the alarm sometime ago that close to 30% of the national budget goes to servicing overheads in the national assembly, we were just about scratching the surface of the cost of governance trouble Nigeria faces. The national assembly is just one tiny side of the equation; the entire public sector institutional architecture really needs unbundling and downsizing.

The cost of governance problematic is a huge one. In recent times, the media have been shocked by the humongous figures, in billions of naira, that were recovered from a perfected system of siphoning involving “ghost workers.” Efficiency and productivity are sacrificed on the altar of numbers, while the trade unions remain vigilant in guiding the affairs of those who ordinarily ought to benefit from severance from the public sector.

Rightsizing has always been the obvious and easy antidote to high cost of governance dilemma. In fact, it constitutes the first condition in a restructuring exercise that ought to automatically lead to a productivity revolution to be supervised by a debureaucratised managerial public service primed for national growth and development. The sign is clear: with the stark phenomenon of bankrupt and non-viable states, Nigeria faces the danger of a significant economic collapse worse than the present recession. But then the solution is also clear: a radical, scientifically derived but humane restructuring not only reduces the cost of governance but also enables the diversion of cost saved to infrastructural development. If it must be done however, then the payroll and institutional restructuring, using productivity audit tools, must be extensive enough to involve the review of all appointments in government that are funded from national revenues and the entire expenditure of government. It is only in this sense of unbundling and restructuring of the entire expenditure structure of government that the government could go with clean hands to equity to negotiate with the trade unions the rightsizing inescapable option. But then, as Banchao, the Chinese diplomat asked, “How can one catch tiger cubs without entering the tiger’s lair?” How can great governance deeds be accomplished without uncommon courage and perspicacity?

Restructuring arises from a conceptual understanding of the role of government in governance. Redefining the role of the state implies doing away in Nigeria, at the first instance, the claim that the Nigerian government is the largest employer of labour. That reputation exposes the government’s ignorance about its capability to generate wastage and undermine productivity. The essence of the managerial revolution in the public service is to interrogate government’s limited capacity to organise efficiency through the infusion of private sector and Diaspora skills and competences. In terms of efficiency saving, this is done through the application of an econometric calculus that suggests an optimal and affordable size of the workforce required in the MDAs and the public service at large.

One of the advantages of government instituting a constant conversation with the trade unions and other employers is that, at the level of the state government, a decentralisation framework can be established that ensures that wages are conditioned to the productivity profile and financial strength of each state rather than a blanket wage framework that ignores the economic reality which is presently being played out in terms of the incapacity to pay salaries.

One appropriate rightsizing method which the trade unions would applaud once they see its intrinsic benefits to the progress of Nigeria is a humane and properly crafted employability package that is attached to any severance plan for those who are due for retirement. Of course, the first source of fear is the perplexing cost that would be generated by the severance package.

Beyond this, severance from the public sector comes with a moral imperative concerning government’s care for those who have spent their productive years serving the government without any adequate attention to the acquisition of any post-retirement competences. Employability training ensures that public servants, while preparing for retirement or upon notification of redundancy, are prepared with skills and competences that could tide them over while out of service.

Restructuring is a critical business involving enormous risks but immense advantages for a country like Nigeria seeking national growth through a transformed productivity paradigm. But every effort so far have been met with severe reactions and public outcries. Most governors would prefer to evade the issue until the end of their terms to pass the buck to the coming administration. But then, there will be a critical point when the buck could not be passed again, and political courage would have to be cranked up to deal with it. I suspect we have all arrived at that critical juncture. It is either Nigeria will survive the cost of governance menace and properly restructure or her national coherence will fizzle out within a framework of avoiding responsibility.

Olaopa is Chairman, Ibadan School of Government and Public Policy (ISGPP), Ibadan, can be reached via tolaopa2003@gmail.com, tolaopa2003@yahoo.com tolaopa@isgpp.com.ng



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Wednesday, 27 July 2016

Coping With The ‘In Sickness And In Health’ Of Your Marriage Vows

By Bunmi Sofola

Did it ever occur to you that when you stood at the altar and promised to love your husband ‘in sickness and in health,’ that one day you’d be forced to confront the reality of those vows? You ought to. This is life. We’re all going to get old. Some of us may suffer long-term or terminal illness or have accidents that leave us unable to look after ourselves. When accidents happen, would you be able to look after your sick spouse unconditionally? Would your husband do it for you? More to the point, would you want him to?

“I’m not the kind of person who copes very well with illness or stress, “ confessed Kate. “I’ve only been married for two years. If he suffered a long-term illness now, I would probably walk away. I am young and I have my whole life ahead of me. However, if it was something short-term, I would stay and care for him. I would also do this if I was in my 50s, or 60s, and still with the same man I’m with now”, concludes the 30-year-old dentist.

Eight years ago, Solape’s husband was away on business when two of his colleagues called at the house. They told her that Bruce, her husband, was involved in a car accident and had been hospitalised. “I was distraught,” Solape said. “We’d been married for 14 years and with three growing children, I needed the support of a healthy partner. When his colleagues refused to tell me the extent of his injuries, I was really scared.

“It was when I got to the hospital that I found out he was in a coma where he remained for almost two weeks. He eventually regained consciousness but he had suffered some injuries to his brain and would need constant care. It didn’t ever cross my mind not to be there for him. He was the father of my kids. But would he do the same for me if the roles were reversed? I was thinking of this seriously when a female colleague of his visited. She said she was away on transfer when the accident happened. I was friendly with her and she commended me on my staying with him when I knew there was another woman with my husband in the car when he had the accident. She was the woman he was rumoured to be having an affair with and which he had vehemently denied.

“When she realised 1 hadn’t heard of the mistress until she told me, she felt guilty and embarrassed. I assured her she’d done me a favour. I was at breaking point when this happened. I knew my marriage ended with the accident and now I can relieve myself of the caring job fate thrusted upon me. I couldn’t take care of the children properly and my business was suffering. In the end I had to tell him I knew about the woman he had with him when he had the car accident and that I was leaving with the children. We had a right to live a healthy life - he’d already chosen the path he wanted to walk. He’d obviously betrayed me and our marriage vows before the accident - no one would judge me negatively if I left, so I did. I made sure his relatives knew what my decision was and that they would have to take over caring for him. “

“Twelve years ago when I got married, the ‘in sickness and in health’ part was very meaningful to both of us,” said Tolu, a nursing sister. “Although neither of us is sick or injured, my husband is a high ranking policeman and I know that there is a possibility he could come home a different person - it could be with fewer limbs or even a psychological problem. When you marry a person, you marry them for a reason - it doesn’t matter how much you have to do for them or how much strain there is. There are many reasons why you might walk away from a marriage, but illness and injury should not be one of them.”

“When you are committed to someone, it becomes automatic, no matter how unpleasant it is for you to care for them “in sickness or in health,” said Evi.an educationist. “I looked after my husband when he had kidney cancer. The cancer spread to his bones and he was virtually bed-ridden. We were told the illness was terminal.

“He wouldn’t let anyone else look after him. Even when he was in hospital, I was there 12 or 14 hours every day, washing and feeding him and helping him to the toilet. I had a good job, but had to resign because I was away for too long, thankfully, money wasn’t really a problem. For me, there was no choice. My husband was dying and I wanted to be with him every waking moment. I knew I would have plenty of time to sort out my career and get my life back on track once he had gone. 1 was 41, and he was 54. The months we spent together were amazing. We talked about me re-marrying and about what it might be like to be dead.

“The biggest difficulty was not knowing how he felt. He was the one with the disease and I constantly worried about his pain levels, both physical and emotional. When he eventually died, the hole that he left was enormous. I am not in any way ashamed to say that there was also some relief. Relief that he was out of pain, and relief that I could get some rest. But there was also contentment knowing that I had done whatever was needed. I had cared for him until the last day.”

And you can yourself a doctor? (Humour)

Joe is being plagued by terrible headaches. One day, after years of suffering, he decided to see a migraine specialist. The doctor tells Joe to strip, inspects him all over, and announces that he’s found the cause of his problem. “Your testicles are pressing against the base of your spine,” says the medic. “The pressure builds up, and you get an excruciating headache.” Joe is appalled. “Tell me doctor, is there anything I can do about it?” he asks. “I’m afraid I have bad news. The only answer is to get rid of the testicles,” says the doctor.

Joe considers the pros and cons of a life without balls and sex - but then he thinks about the agony of his daily headaches, and without too much difficulty decides to go for the snip. He comes round from the operation and leaves the hospital. Walking along the street, he smiles as he realises that the pain has completely disappeared. To celebrate he decides to treat himself to some new clothes, so he makes his way to a top tailor to get fitted. Inside the tailor’s, he asks to see a pair of trousers. The tailor looks at Joe and says, “You’ll need a 36- inch waist, 33-inch inside leg.” Joe is amazed at the accuracy of the tailor’s eyes, and asks for a shirt. “That’ ll be a 42-inch chest, 16- inch neck,” the tailor says, and Joe is once again stunned by his accuracy.

Finally, all that is left is a pair of underpants. “36” guesses the tailor incorrectly. “No, sorry, I’m a 34,” says Joe. “I’ve worn 34 since I was 18.” “This is not possible,” frowns the tailor. “If a man of your size wore a size 34, the pants would press his testicles into the base of his spine, causing the most horrific headaches.”





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Tuesday, 19 July 2016

OPINION: The Rains And The Pains

By Luke Onyekakeyah
   The deplorable state of infrastructure in the country is a major source of worry whenever the seasons swing and rains take over. The poor dilapidated roads, the precariously hanging bridges that could be washed away in storm water, the inefficient and clogged drainage channels and the massive floods that wreak havoc are some of the problems that raise apprehension during the rainy season.
All over the country, the rainy season makes life miserable for millions of people. But the situation would be different if functional and social infrastructure facilities were in place. The rainy season exposes the underbelly of our cities and towns.
Added to this is the poor housing condition in which most Nigerians live. All over the place, from the villages to the urban centres, the shanties, the makeshift structures that stand for houses and the slums where millions live in terrible environmental condition make the rains a curse to many. Year in year out, people living in terrible condition go through hell to survive the ravages of the rainy season.
There are citizens whose living rooms and immediate surroundings are permanently flooded throughout the rainy season. Such people are exposed to infections, diseases and ailments. There are others who live in somewhat hospitable housing but have no access roads to pass to their homes. With no official assistance from government, millions of people lose property worth millions to the tempestuous rainy season.
One group that has cause to welcome the rains is the farmers. To the farmers, the rains herald the planting season. The rains bring joy and guarantee a bountiful harvest after a successful planting season. Without the rains, the farmers won’t cultivate and there will be poor harvest. Faming breeds hunger and starvation. In a country like Nigeria where agriculture has been relegated to the background, lack of food is a major constraint to socio-economic development.
Luckily, unlike in some countries where drought wreaks havoc to agricultural production, the rains have been fairly regular here. What is lacking is the policy thrust by government to revamp the agricultural sector through a systematic assistance and incentive to the real farmers. The agricultural loan scheme often anchored by the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) could serve that purpose if the real farmers and not the ad-hoc “commercial agricultural adventurers” get the loans.
Ordinarily, the onset of the rainy season should bring joy and happiness especially after the long hot dry season compounded by the endemic national power blackout. The rains sooth the scorching heat, reduce temperatures, water the earth and mop the dusty ground. These conditions make everyone, especially the urban dwellers to feel at ease. The cool nights provide excellent condition for sound sleep. Without the usual night sweating, rashes in children, the rains provide ideal weather condition. But as the rains get heavier, there are issues to watch in Nigeria’s social and economic complex.
First is building collapse. The rainy season is a season of building collapse. Some buildings would surely collapse and wreak havoc on occupants. This problem is more prevalent in Lagos State. However, other towns like Port Harcourt, Abuja, Benin, etc have also had building collapse.
The Lagos State Government, for obvious reasons, should be fully aware of this problem. The state has recorded the highest number of building collapses in recent times. Hundreds of people have perished in the ugly incidents. Many factors are responsible. Structural failure of buildings due to poor engineering design and construction is mostly responsible.
The acute accommodation problem in Nigeria’s urban centres prevents occupants of dilapidated buildings from evacuating before disaster occurs. The Lagos State Government should mount a public enlightenment campaign to alert citizens on the possibility of building collapse during the rainy season. 
Residents should be wary of this danger. People should be enlightened to take notice of cracks and tilts in their residential buildings and report such to the authorities. Telephone numbers should be provided where such reports should be made. The same should be carried out in all the southern states in particular and Nigeria as a whole.
By so doing, everybody would be at alert to avert possible disasters. There may be need to evacuate residents as the case may be like in typhoon and hurricane prone Asia and America, where citizens are alerted on the approach of dangerous winds. Given the number of building collapses that have been recorded, the authorities should not pretend not to be aware of the problem.
There is need for governments across the federation to put emergency structures in place in readiness for possible disasters. Whether it is building collapse or massive floods that occur after heavy torrential downpour, the national and state emergency outfits should be on standby to tackle such problems when they occur. In the past few years, there have been massive floods in Kano, Kaduna, Plateau State, Abeokuta, Owerri and, of course, Lagos, among others.
The National Emergency Management Agency (NEMA), the Red Cross, Civil Defence and others should be on standby. The state governments should make provision for emergency relief supplies for victims of floods, building collapses and thunderstorms. It is needless running helter-skelter after disaster occurs. The authorities should be prepared beforehand.
Second, Nigerian road travellers are exposed to untold hardship during the rainy season because the country’s major highways are in tatters. The notorious Lagos-Ore-Benin highway has not been fully rehabilitated. The unending patchwork on the road has done little to improve its condition. Travellers on this road should be wary how and when they should travel to avoid getting stuck on the road.
It is amazing that Lagos has so far not had heavy rains that trigger flooding. The apparent dryness of Lagos since July is unusual and may be due to climate change. There is a general low rainfall prediction for this year by NIMET. But this is not the case in the South-East and South-South zones, where torrential rains have continued unabatedly.
In Owerri, the Imo State Government has embarked on a massive urban renewal programme to bring the city to acceptable standard. The demolition of shanties along the major roads has not gone down well with most people. But there is no other way to create a decent city. The government should have a plan for reconstruction and not leave things in shatters.

Sunday, 12 June 2016

EL-RUFAI, HATE SPEECH AND THE CONSPIRACY OF SILENCE


By John Danfulani 



In November of 2015 Governor Shehu Aliyu Shema of Katsina State was caught in a video calling APC opponents Cockroaches and commanded his PDP troop of loyalist to crush them.
In March 2016, the former First Lady Dame Patience Jonathan also admonished PDP’s footsoldiers to stone anybody who said change. His Excellency and the First Lady’s statements generated a dark thick mushroom of condemnation, locally and internationally.
Notable amongst serious voices of condemnation were the European Union(EU) representative in Nigeria and the U.S. Ambassador to Nigeria.
After the First Lady’s command, APC juggernauts led by then Lagos State Governor and now a Minister in PMB’s regime, Mr. Raji Babatunde Fashola condemned her and threatened to sue her in International Criminal Court.
Their propagandist saturated Nigeria’s political atmosphere with the moral, legal and political consequences of Governor Shema and Patience statements.
The intensity of their analyses drew attention of the world to those statements and their declaration that they are hate speeches. Through hard work, faith and fate, APC got a four years mandate and most of their leading activists were either elected or appointed to various positions.
In just one year,one of APC leading activists, board member, and now the Governor of Kaduna State Mr. Nasir Ahed El-rufa’i has made the following statements:
(i) On 17th October 2015 Mr. El-rufa’i told dissidents and holders of opposing views in a town hall meeting in Kaduna to climb Kufena Mountain and fall.
(ii) On 30th March 2016 Mr. El-rufa’i called all PDP members in all the 23 Local Government Areas in the state viruses while swearing-in the Caretaker Committee Chairmen of Local Councils.
(iii)On 4th June 2016 Mr. El-rufa’i said Sen. Shehu Sani, Chairman Senate Committee on Foreign and Local Debts and Deputy Chairman of Foreign Affairs Committee of the 8th Senate and kingpins of an APC faction in Kaduna State “APC AKIDA” are ants he will kill, crush and burn.
(iv) On 6th May 2016 Mr. El-rufai said over 800 people were killed in post 2011 elections crisis. And most of the killings took place in Southern Kaduna. That the press under reported the issue.
Are statements highlighted in (i-iv)not hate speeches? When you say someone should go and climb a mountain fall, are you not telling him to go and die?
When you called members of the opposition party viruses, is that not dehumanizing and capable of sparking unrest?
When you say leaders of a faction within your party are ants you will kill, crush and burn, is that not hate speech?
Is labelling Southern Kaduna a killing zone not hate speech? Lest we forget Shema called his opponents cockroaches and Patience Jonathan said anybody who said change be stoned, how lethal are their statements more than those of Mr. El-rufa’i?
Where is the U.S. Ambassador and his EU counterpart? Where are those public affair analysts that rode on moral high ground and condemned Shema and Patience? Are they trying to tell us that Mr. El-rufa’i has permission to say as wish and others don’t?
Is Mr. El-rufa’i above local and international laws that barred hate speeches? How special is Mr. El-rufa’i that is making all to look the other way despite reading his statements that started from October 2015?
People must rise up and face this little monster shooting-up from Sir Kashim Ibrahim House.
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John Danfulani, Ph.D can be reached via Johndanfulani@gmail.com andJondanfulani@yahoo.com
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Saturday, 11 June 2016

THE YAR'ADUAZATION OF BUHARI'S HEALTH BY HIS MEDIA ADVISER


By Farooq A. Kperogi, Ph.D. 

Presidential spokesman Femi Adesina’s troubling ineptitude in media communication and reputation management is turning out to be President Muhammadu Buhari’s gravest albatross. The true state of the president’s health is now shrouded in mystery and is the subject of unhealthy speculations—much like the late President Umar Musa Yar’adua’s was.

Thursday, 9 June 2016

OPINION: OIL-RICH NIGERIA ON THE BRINK OF IMPLOSION AND THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY OUT BY LAWRENCE SOLOMON





Nigeria, Africa’s most populous country with 180 million people, and its largest economy with a US$1.1 trillion GDP, is imploding: Insurrections by Boko Haram and others; sectarian butchery where the country’s Muslim north meets its Christian south; corruption so rampant it ranks as the country’s second-largest industry; and plummeting oil production are making the country ungovernable.

12 IMPORTANT ACHIEVEMENTS OF THE NIGERIAN SENATE IN 12 MONTHS BY ABANG DOVE


By Abang Dove



As the President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, President Muhammadu Buhari marked one-year in office on May 29, 2016, so is the Senate of the Federal Republic of Nigeria marking her one-year anniversary as the 8th Senate today being the 9th of June, 2016.

Wednesday, 13 April 2016

WHAT WOULD IT TAKE FOR A POLITICALLY EXPOSED NIGERIAN TO RESIGN? - OGAGA IFOWODO


Ogaga Ifowodo
What would it take for a politically exposed Nigerian to resign from office in protest of his or her averred honour? If ten trillion naira looted from the treasury was found stashed in his private vault? To stem the tide of public outrage following her purchase of five bullet-proof Bentleys purportedly for the comfort and safety of very important visitors to her ministry? 

Would he resign if caught with a dripping human head on his way to Okija forest for a ritual the witchdoctor promised would guarantee him power and peaceful pillaging of public funds? 

THE PROBLEM WITH SENATOR BEN BRUCE



Of the many political jingles which captivated me prior to the 2015 general elections, that of Senator Ben-Murray Bruce stood grandiosely. The creativity in his campaign jingles would inundate anyone to just want to vote this “White Nigerian Man” whose words enkindle hopes and redemption for an already broken Nigeria.

Tuesday, 12 April 2016

WHAT IS ON SENATOR SARAKI'S MIND? - JOE IGBEKWE


Joe Igbokwe writes from Lagos
Given the overwhelming weight of evidence against Saraki and the excess baggage of cartons of corruption dating back to his days at Societte General Bank, his days as Governor of Kwara State for 8years, his heavy financial deals across Nigeria via salaries even after serving the State as governor, his massive involvement in Panama Papers scandal, his fraudulent manipulation to get the Senate Presidency, his trials at CCB, High Court, Supreme Court and now CCT, I had not thought that the Senate President, Senator Saraki will learn his lessons and quit the stage when the ovation has ceased to be loudest but this is Nigeria where impunity is not a crime.

OBY EZEKWESILI VERSUS HALF-BAKED NIGERIAN JOURNALISTS - BAYO OLUWASANMI



At J-School Temple University, we were taught Journalism take different forms.

Straight news and feature articles in which reporters seek out and present different points of view so readers can weigh the evidence and decide for themselves how they feel.

Monday, 11 April 2016

THE MURDER OF THE FULANI; YUGOSLAVIA UNFOLDING - FEMI FANI-KAYODE




The Department of State Security (DSS) have claimed that five Fulani herdsmen were abducted, killed and buried in a mass grave by members of IPOB in Abia state a few days ago. They have also claimed that there were up to fifty more bodies in that mass grave and that they are all Fulani.

Sunday, 10 April 2016

RE: A REJOINDER TO KEMI ADEOSUN'S 'RE-FINANCING OUR FUTURE'



Nigerians are no doubt appreciative of the fact that we are now getting more of an indication of the fiscal policy direction of the Buhari government. Kemi Adeosun has written about the fiscal policy being pursued by the Federal government.

Saturday, 9 April 2016

A SECOND DESPERATE MEMO TO PRESIDENT BUHARI - DELE MOMODU



Your Excellency, Assalam Alaikum. It has been over six months since you graciously invited me to your office in Abuja. I must note once again that I was truly honoured and humbled by our one-on-one meeting. We spoke and interacted like two old buddies. What was more, I was all alone with you without a third party in the room. We spoke candidly and cracked jokes freely.

'YOU ARE OUR MARTYR' - JAMES IBORI WRITES A PENSIVE TRIBUTE TO ALAMIEYESEIGHA [MUST READ]




DSP, I write this with a mixture of a heavy heart and compelling sense of pride. Even as I mourn, I find comfort in the love, admiration, reverence and even veneration that have gushed out for you from all parts of Bayelsa, the entire Ijaw nation, and beyond, despite the political persecution and orchestrated disinformation that culminated in the public hysteria against you.

Friday, 8 April 2016

LEFT OR RIGHT, WHICH ONE IS BETTER?


By Abi Adeboyejo




I was watching a children’s science programme with my kids some days ago when, half-way through dozing and feigning interest, I noticed that the topic that was being discussed was one that was very dear to my heart: the issue of being right-handed or left-handed.

PANAMA PAPERS, JACOB ZUMA AND THE DNA OF CORRUPTION - REUBEN ABATI




Where corruption is involved, African leaders seem to be utterly beyond shock.

Blacks folks in office often regard as normal business, the kind of infractions that draw alarm and apologetic resignations in other parts of the world.

This is not meant to be a racist comment, but it is curious that the African sense of shock is mediated so often and so conveniently by other considerations, including politics, ethnicity, religion, and a certain lack of a feeling of shame: that measure of restraint that defines the idea of being human.