14 Surefire Ways to Win Back Your Ex In Time For Valentine

We all have an ex we view as “the one who got away.”

Whether it was their rippling six pack, razor-sharp wit or the fact they had so much to offer in the relationship, like in your head “this bae was a special brand of bae” but then they messed up and you miss the late at night, you lay in bed with ice cream residue on your lip dreaming about what it would be like to still be with them.

It isn’t that hard to win back your ex. If you follow these 14 steps, we guarantee you’ll be cozied up to your boo’s pecs by Valentine’s Day (hope you don’t know our office address).


1. Make out with a significantly hotter person right in front of them.

2. Get crackin’ on that #RevengeBody, then wear something that shows it off.



3. Start hanging out with their friends, and post all about it on social media. Try and act like you’ve been happy without them (sorry you)

4. Prove to them you’re smart enough to also get into Lagos Business School, then surprise them on campus.

5. Shower them with gifts and snacks.

6. Have their friends set them up on an awful blind date.

7. Wear a costume to a non-costume party they’re attending to prove how GOSH DARN FUN you are.

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